Busy. Go Away. Dachshund T-Shirt – Funny Wiener Dog Mom Tee
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This Busy. Go Away. Dachshund T-Shirt is for the dog mom whose wiener dog has a very full schedule of napping, snack inspections and staring out the window. It's a funny dachshund shirt that says what your doxie is already thinking.
The design: cream ink on black. "BUSY." and "GO AWAY." sit in bold rounded capitals across the chest, with a hand-drawn cartoon dachshund underneath, wagging and very much occupied. Below it, "he's busy" is written in a playful script finished with a tiny paw print. It reads clearly from across the room and keeps the joke light.
A funny gift for dachshund moms: a fun pick for birthdays, gotcha days, a new wiener dog puppy, or a "just because" gift for the friend whose sausage dog runs the house. Wear it on lazy Sundays, dog park walks and coffee runs with jeans or shorts, or layer it under a flannel when the weather cools. For more ideas, browse Gifts for Dog Moms or our Cozy Fall Dog Mom picks.
Fabric and fit (Gildan 64000 Softstyle):
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Unisex classic fit with a crew neckline and ribbed-knit collar
- No side seams, twill-taped shoulders, tear-away label
- Blank certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100
- Printed on demand, so each shirt is made for your order
Sizing: unisex sizes S–2XL. Women who prefer a closer fit can size down; size up for a relaxed look. Check the size chart on this page before ordering.
Care: Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.